Paradise has a name ... Riverbend


 

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Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Riverbend Cottage is available for summer rental


 

A word of warning: summer rental at Riverbend is nothing like the movie of the same name. Here at Riverbend you are far away from noisy crowds (although the owner used to be one of them - spelled K-R-A-U-T-S).

Here at Riverbend Cottage it is quiet and very peaceful and you're the only guest. Instead of having to listen to somebody else's snoring or be "entertained" by some ablution noise in the room next door, you may hear the occasional possum wander over your roof at night or be surprised by a little green frog looking at you from under the bathroom door.

All this sensory deprivation may come as a shock to you and we suggest that, as a rough guide, if your chronological (or mental) age is less than 30, you will probably lack the appreciation of being miles away from McDonald's and the sounds of an infernal combustion engine.

To all you others and to those who want to recover their energy and rediscover themselves, please come and stay and stay long, sit quietly, breathe deeply, and listen to the river, to the birds, to YOURSELF!

And if, while you are here and doing lots and lots of absolutely nothing, you still find the time to watch a movie, you may choose from several hundred DVDs, including a copy of Summer Rental!