Life is good at Riverbend!

• I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
  
• I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
  
• I don’t have to go to school or work.
  
• I get an allowance every month.
  
• I have my own pad.
  
• I don’t have a curfew.
  
• I have a driver’s licence and my own car.
  
• I have ID that gets me into bars and the liquor store.
  
• The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
  
• And I don’t have acne.
  

Life is good!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.